You could take the above image as a cautionary tale of “what not to work on when you have not slept in over 24 hours,” but I’ve also seen this email several times since it’s initial creation. I don’t know whether to blame lack of sleep or a laptop that makes me feel like Major Carter in “Upgrades” or just plain being blind. Maybe my brain’s been playing a joke on me? Did I just hear a Nelson “Ha-ha!” in my head?
Well, in any case, I finally caught these mistakes today and they are fixed. To those of you who have received the above email, I want to assure you that I do know proper English. Really, I do! I swear!